WE HATE FOX NEWS!

Booooooooooh! We hate you Fox! You are stupid! What kind of name is, "Fox & Friends?" You have no "Friends," "Fox & Friends!" NBC has "Friends." It was a very good show I watched until its untimely end in 2004! Now i'm sad! Look what you did "Fox & Friends!" This is almost as sad as I get when I think about John Lennon and George Harrisons deaths! Awhhhhhhh! You did it again "F&F(Thats a catchy abbreviation I just thought of!)!" Me and all of my blog readers are boycotting you( Is boycott a verb or a noun(Why do I worry so much about grammar when I clearly should have just said,"All my blog readers and I,"))! Everyone knows that "Hannity & Colmes" is not a title! Its some reporters names! There not even good names! The only real sorce of news is Geraldo Rivera's mustache! And know...a series of photos highlighting the MUSTACHE!

The Helmet exsentuates the 'stache

He's so laid back he can loosen his tie!

Simpler times... when the hair on top of the head was longer than the moustacheoud lip

Manouver that boat Geraldo!

Does your 'stache still hurt? From when you fell down from heaven?

Fine! So I tried to sneak in a picture of moustache perfection! How 'bout some 'stache a la Reynolds?

Geraldo owns Fox! And if any of you little babys try and take it! His moustache buddies Chuck Norris and Burt Reynolds will kick your @$$!

Fox...meet my poorly photoshopped friend Chuck "Walker, Texas Ranger" Norris!